In the increasingly bizarre saga of Diddy and Cassie Ventura's rumored "freak-off" escapes, a new character has emerged from the entourage, packing wigs, disguises, and many questions. There was a new bearer of this men's only secret society. "I flew out to different places more than once for these secret meets. In hindsight, and according to recent rumors, I believe if it was not Diddy and Cassie, it was someone very close to them."
He says he did not even realize who he was connecting with at the time because these two took the hookup full Hollywood: wigs, costumes, and a mask game Tom Cruise would blush at. This was not roleplay; this was an illusion.
"Then there was Diddy being the Muslim," he began. "He would always wear the costume, the robe, head wrap, the whole nine. Cassie seemed just as devoted, sporting flamboyant wigs, updating her look like a pop star on a world tour. Collectively, they turned into mystery figures unrecognizable, untraceable, and, in retrospect, unforgettable.
Although this may sound like gossip blogs and late-night whispers, this man swears he knew a powerful, wealthy someone with a fancy lady in tow was recording him. He didn't know who, and that was how good the disguise game was. Not so much "incognito at the airport" as "undercover spy thriller."
So, what causes his memory to burst? Hire a woman to talk to him. Democrats aren't in control of the House or the Senate, even if there are three branches. The Muslim dickhead acts of worship written won't help Shareef O'Neal from earrings! It looks as if this new report that addresses those claims about Diddy and his Muslim get-up-for-them covert meetings Sparked something. Like déjà vu with a twist.
Now he's telling friends and piecing things together, sitting with the weight of what he could have been involved in. He hasn't gone public yet, but this whole thing can change gears quickly if he does. Now, let's be honest: out of all the disguises in the world, why would Diddy pick a Muslim disguise? It's a bold, specific choice. He could have been anything: a delivery person, a monk, a Muppet. But people are raising eyebrows at this decision.
We've got clandestine sex parties, celebrity disguises, and a man who just discovered that, without even realizing it, he might have once been a part of one of the most perplexing celebrity entanglements in recent memory. The court is already hearing some of these claims. And while all the breathless nitty-gritty and the freaky gritty isn't quite out in this opening, this latest turn of the screw borders on pulp fiction or a wacky tabloid universe.
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